Your Mama Jokes
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Your Mama Jokes
Slash Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:18 am
Well anyway here you tell your mama jokes also please don't spam and flame.
I'll start first
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
I'll start first
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Chasbene: Since when does someone have to be fat for you to jog around them?
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Re: Your Mama Jokes
Slash Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:36 am
Well here's an another joke
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Sir Sun Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:38 am
It can stay, if people really like that sort of thing. I just won't participate unless I'm editing for giggles.
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Slash Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:43 am
Oh alrite
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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llerrad Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:01 am
yo mamas so stupid she got locked inside a convertable
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Slash Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:04 am
Lol Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Bass Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:17 pm
This is one that I made when I was 5:
Yo Momma so stupid she bought and extra long telephone cord for her cell phone, so she could carry it anywhere she wanted.
Yo Momma so stupid she bought and extra long telephone cord for her cell phone, so she could carry it anywhere she wanted.
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llerrad Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:25 pm
yo mamas so fat wen she wore a red dress all the lil kids said"oh yea!!!!" 
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Slash Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:35 pm
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Shadowz101 Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:00 am
Yo MAMA's so stupid she named all her 6 children the same name because she thinks she couldnt afford different neames
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Xavian Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:24 am
Your mama's so stupid she asked santa if he was on a diet
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Slash Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:14 pm
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Slash Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:18 am
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Slash Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:29 am
Well please don't post unless you have a joke your spamming.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Shadowz101 Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:37 am
Your mamas so stupid.... SHES STUPID! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Slash Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:53 pm
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Shadowz101 Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:32 pm
yo mama so ugly, shes ugly.
y do we say "yo" mama? cant it just be your?
y do we say "yo" mama? cant it just be your?
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