Make a Pokemon wish, but have it corrupted.

lol i was jk. make wish

I'll make a wish I wish I could type fast

Granted, you break your keyboard.

I wish Swampert wasn't so ignored.

Granted, but he ignores you.

I wish I was an mod/admin.

Granted but you get banned
I wish I was Immortal

Granted but your right before that all your bones are cracked and you stay like that forever
I wish i wasnt

Granted. But your sad 1 second later again. I wish that they made 150 more pokemon that don't suck,do obey me,don't hurt me, and I will always have them.

Granted but they die but u still have the dead bodies. I wish I could never get hurt

Granted. You die peacefully.

I wish

Granted now you look like this
I wish I didn't die

ggranted but your sick your whole life
I wish i was a

Granted but your a queen with a face like this
I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted. Now wish

I wish we had the facepalm smiley.

Granted but its horrible
I wish i could ahve a wish that can be corrupted

Granted. it is now

I wish that we had more interesting topics

Granted but there's spam in there
I wish I could breathe under water

Granted. But i can breathe underwater too. I wish I could swim better

I wish i could be a star in the night sky

Granted. but the star explodes. I wish Lin didnt love kitties cuz dogs eat kitties

Granted but he turns into a mouse
I wish i could touch a star

Wait... isnt this supposed to be pokemon wishes???? i just caught on to that
Granted. But stars dont show up anymore. I wish Skarmory was faster.

Granted but now he's an ostrich
I wish Blissy wasnt so....BIG

Granted its so small you cant even see it. I wish Charizard didnt get so screwed over in this game.